Ripped off Kex.
It's just like that lor.
[Apr. 17th, 200903:23 am]
In between a lot of private jokes, Mei Shi and I have embarked on our new philosophy in life: it's just like that lor.
Our entrepreneurial plan is to sell T-shirts with that slogan on it during lunch hour at Raffles Place, with suggestions as to how such phrases could be used.
1) When your client asks you "why can't my balance sheet balance?" "It's just like that lor".
2) When questioned by the judge in court, "why should this case not apply in the present situation?" "It's just like that lor".
3) When a company prospectus comes out with errors, "it's just like that lor".
4) When you have to cancel an important date with your boyfriend as you're doing due diligence or closing, "it's just like that lor".
We are supposed to come up with 9 situations, but we'll figure the rest some other day.
And if you're wondering why 9 is the magic number of the day, read this article -- "9 words women use".
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I PERSONALLY ENDORSE THIS NEW PHILOSOPHY... don't think. just do! BASICALLY, it's just like that, lor. its like how the two of us always seem to end up running into each other although i'd much prefer NOT to, sometimes. so. kex now thinks i have even more reason to bee-hive my hair up. and suz thinks i am a fail alpha female. beta female trying to become alpha female = delusional alpha female. ohdear. i don't want to get back to my essay. please to writing for me. i also don't want to work come january. pls to finding job in decent firm without too many alphas around. i am very delicate. cannot take big scary alphas. meowmeow.
posted by meishi @ 2:22 AM
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My friend completed the rest.
5) for managers to wear after announcing cuts to bonuses
6) for you to wear when you have been favored for promotion over a more potential candidate
7) for the office auntie to wear when she forgets to clear your bin
8) for you to wear when you make it to the temp staff's desk first that morning and choped him to be your personal slave for the entire day, leaving your colleagues to do their dirty jobs themselves for the day.
9) for the parliament to wear when they raise GST (yet again), put up more ERP gantries etc. LKY can get a special one.
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